Most Unenthusiastic Bumper Sticker Ever

"wiffleballtony" (wiffleballtony) 11/02/2016 at 19:48 • Filed to: None

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Things you need to get ready for include, needle injections and final exams. No one has ever needed to be ready for ice cream or puppies.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 19:50

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I’m ready for this to be over

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 19:55

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I’m ready for ice cream, but not puppies.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/02/2016 at 19:57

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Second.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 19:57

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It is indeed poor word choice.

Nibby > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/02/2016 at 19:58

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 11/02/2016 at 19:59

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Similarly:

[drinks coffee and groans] I’m ready for Monday.

[drinks beer and sighs] I’m ready for this parent-teacher conference.

[punches stranger and laughs] I’m ready for prison.

BorkBorkBjork > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 20:00

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It definitely needs “...I guess” at the end

wiffleballtony > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 11/02/2016 at 20:01

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It’s puppy flavored ice cream.

interstate366, now In The Industry > BorkBorkBjork 11/02/2016 at 20:01

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Here ya go

wiffleballtony > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/02/2016 at 20:01

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Depressing Eventuality 2016

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 20:03

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Just... no

wiffleballtony > BorkBorkBjork 11/02/2016 at 20:11

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They were probably being charged by the letter.

Amoore100 > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 21:00

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I’m ready for [Not Trump] 2016

marshknute > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 21:01

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Nope, nothing comes close to the apathy expressed by this slogan from the election voting for Scottish Independence:

jkm7680 > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 21:07

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This is much more my speed.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 21:33

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It’s that or a deranged, racist, megalomaniac, probably psychopathic oompa loompa who has no idea about anything he really ought to, to be a president.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 21:59

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I’m not sure I’m ready for nuclear war, regardless of what they call it.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > wiffleballtony 11/02/2016 at 22:47

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wiffleballtony > marshknute 11/02/2016 at 22:59

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I think they went overboard with the pleasantries. They could have just said “No”.

wiffleballtony > jkm7680 11/02/2016 at 23:00

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I see what you did there.

wiffleballtony > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/02/2016 at 23:01

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That’s way too much reading for a bumper sticker.

wiffleballtony > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 11/02/2016 at 23:02

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Woah there, turbo. This is merely an observation on the bumper sticker, not an endorsement of the opposition.

wiffleballtony > Amoore100 11/02/2016 at 23:02

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Almost anyone could use that too, think of the marketshare.